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VOLCANO
WORSHIPERS
CLUB

"Because Drama Club was full."

Westridge High School's most intense, most passionate, and statistically most sweaty extracurricular activity. Est. last Tuesday.

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True Believers

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Volcanoes Owned

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Passion

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Parent Complaints

Who Are We?

Great question. We're still figuring that out. Here's what we know so far.

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Science... Probably

We study volcanoes. Scientifically. Mostly by watching YouTube videos and gasping a lot. Our advisor (Mr. Hendricks, Chemistry) was voluntold.

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Spiritual Enrichment

We don't actually worship volcanoes (the school board made us clarify this). We "deeply appreciate the geological majesty of magmatic formations." Same thing.

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Arts & Crafts

We build baking soda volcanoes. Every single week. We have gotten very good at it. Our record: 14 eruptions in one afternoon. Nobody was there to witness it. We know what we did.

What Our Members Say

(These are real quotes. Mostly.)

"I joined because I thought it was a cooking club. 'Molten' lava cake, you know? Three months later, I'm the Vice President of Eruption Events. No regrets."

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Brianna K.

VP of Eruption Events, 11th Grade

"My GPA went down but my understanding of tectonic plate subduction went way up. Worth it? Absolutely. Am I okay? That's a different question."

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Tyler M.

Chief Lava Officer, 10th Grade

"The club has a mandatory chant at the start of every meeting and I refuse to tell you what it is. Come find out. Bring eye protection."

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Sofia R.

Grand High Geologist, 12th Grade

"I am Mr. Hendricks. I was not asked to be in this section. Please send help. The kids are fine. I am less fine."

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Mr. Hendricks

Faculty Advisor (Involuntary)

Meeting Schedule

Room 214B. Unless 214B is being used. Then the parking lot.

{[ ["Week 1", "Intro to Volcanology", "🌋", "Mandatory awe at volcano footage"], ["Week 2", "Baking Soda Eruption I", "🧪", "Classic. Beloved. Wet."], ["Week 3", "Baking Soda Eruption II", "🧪", "We thought of improvements."], ["Week 4", "Baking Soda Eruption III", "🧪", "We were wrong about the improvements."], ["Week 5", "Guest Speaker", "🎤", "Tyler's uncle who 'saw a volcano once in Hawaii'"], ["Week 6", "Field Trip Planning", "🗺️", "We will not get approval. We plan anyway."], ]}
Week 1 🌋

Intro to Volcanology

Mandatory awe at volcano footage

Week 2 🧪

Baking Soda Eruption I

Classic. Beloved. Wet.

Week 3 🧪

Baking Soda Eruption II

We thought of improvements.

Week 4 🧪

Baking Soda Eruption III

We were wrong about the improvements.

Week 5 🎤

Guest Speaker

Tyler's uncle who "saw a volcano once in Hawaii"

Week 6 🗺️

Field Trip Planning

We will not get approval. We plan anyway.

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The Volcano Calls to You.

You felt something when you read this page. That heat? That rumbling? That was either the volcano... or you left your lunch in your backpack again. Either way — join us.