VanishLink is a self-destructing encrypted file transfer service with a bold, irreverent tone that leans into cyberpunk humor and playful paranoia — branding itself as "Paranoia as a Service." It highlights client-side AES-256 encryption, one-time links, strict expiration rules, and zero-knowledge architecture across three tiers (Ghost, Spy, Cartel), targeting privacy-conscious users who want files to vanish after delivery.