Curated SaaS Absurdity
A collection of the finest, cleanest, and most questionable B2B layouts on the internet. Zero ROI guaranteed.
The Div Centerer
SaaS that centers a div horizontally and vertically using AI.
Meeting Survivor
Earn real badges for enduring 4-hour synergy alignments.
Lorem Ipsum Pro
Enterprise-grade placeholder text with 99.9% uptime.
StackOverflow Paster
Automates copying code without understanding it.
Invisible NFTs
So decentralized they don't even exist.
Uber for Aquarium Fish
Ridesharing for your guppies within the tank.
Synergy Circle Back
Automated email replies that say absolutely nothing.
Flashbang Theme
A plugin that forces light mode at 3AM.
Top 8 Manager
CRM for ranking your friends ruthlessly.
Git Blame Shifter
Automatically assigns your bugs to the intern.
Millennial KPI Tracker
Track avocado consumption vs home ownership.
Caffeine as a Service
REST API for injecting espresso via USB-C.
Inbox Delete-All
Achieve Inbox Zero by deleting everything instantly.
Crypto Rocks
It's a rock, but on the blockchain. Worth millions.
Fake Library Gen
Look smart in calls with AI-generated book backgrounds.
Vaporware Inc.
We promise everything and deliver absolutely nothing.
Red Flag Finder
AI that highlights toxic traits in Tinder bios.
Plant Whisperer
App that tells you why your fern hates you.
COBOL to Rust
Convert banking mainframes to edgy web frameworks.
Podcast Starter Kit
Generates a microphone and a bad opinion instantly.
Insta-Apology
Writes the perfect "I'm listening and learning" post.
Mech Key Simulator
Adds loud clicky sounds to your MacBook keyboard.
Tab Hoarder Pro
Encourages you to keep 400 Chrome tabs open.
Human Verifier
Proves you are a robot to access robot-only sites.
Subscription Manager
A subscription to manage your other subscriptions.
Passive Aggressive AI
Optimizes your "Per my last email" signatures.
Orange Screen
Makes your monitor so orange you can't read code.
Brick Mode
Turns your $1000 iPhone into a paperweight.
Cancel Me Not
Deletes your old tweets before you get famous.
Touch Grass API
Reminds developers the sun exists every 4 hours.
Cat On Keyboard
Detects paws and locks your workstation.
Pixel Misaligner
Shifts random elements by 1px to annoy designers.
Virtual Pants
AR filter that adds pants to your video feed.
Contrarian AI
Generates "Actually..." replies for Twitter threads.
Domain Squatter
Buys .eth domains of your ex-partners.
Awkward Silence Fix
Prompts for "How about that weather?" in Zoom.
It's A Feature
Rebrands your critical errors as "Surprise Mechanics".
Sleep Replacement
Just loud techno music and strobe lights.
Virtual Grass
Own a lawn in the Metaverse. Need mowing (paid DLC).
Founder Match
Tinder for finding a technical co-founder to exploit.
Unsubscribe Maze
Generates 50 clicks required to cancel an account.
Handshaking AI
Infinite photos of suits shaking hands.
Barista Sounds
The sound of someone getting your name wrong, on loop.
Sad Desk Lunch
Logs how many times you ate a $20 salad at your desk.
Manifesting API
Send JSON requests to the Universe for success.
Resume Inflator
Changes "Changed lightbulb" to "Led Photonics Division".
Auto-Standup
Says "Still working on the ticket" in a different way daily.
JS Framework Generator
Creates a new JS framework every 30 seconds.