Mini Menace
Small bottle. Big energy.
$19 + shipping
- Gift-ready label
- Tamper-evident seal
- 30-day guarantee
Best for: subtle sabotage.
The ultimate gag gift (that actually ships fast)
Bottle of Farts: weaponized laughter in a gift-ready jar.
Send a hilariously wrong (but perfectly sealed) surprise. Great for birthdays, office pranks, bachelor/bachelorette parties, and “I saw this and thought of you” moments.
- Sealed freshness (tamper-evident cap + double bagged)
- Gift-ready packaging (no awkward wrapping required)
- Satisfaction guarantee (if it’s not funny, we’ll fix it)
Fast shipping
Ships in 24–48 hours
Secure checkout
Encrypted payments
No hassle
30-day guarantee
Note: This is a novelty prank product. Keep away from kids/pets. Do not ingest.
Best for
Birthdays, coworkers, frenemies
Includes
Bottle + label + prank card
How it works
Simple, fast, and built for gifting. You’re never more than a few clicks away from chaos.
Step 1
Pick your bottle
Choose size + optional “prank card” message for maximum emotional damage.
Step 2
We pack it discreetly
Gift-ready inside, boring on the outside. No spoilers on the shipping label.
Step 3
They open it
The room learns a lesson. You receive a thank-you text you didn’t earn.
Made to convert laughs into legends
This isn’t just “a joke.” It’s a reliably funny gift experience designed from click to reveal.
Fast fulfillment
We ship quickly so the punchline lands while the occasion is still alive.
Tamper-evident seal
Arrives sealed and intact, so the “reveal moment” is credible and clean.
Gift-ready presentation
A premium label and a prank card so it feels intentional, not random.
Perfect timing add-ons
Schedule delivery windows and add “Do Not Open Until…” stickers.
Guaranteed funny
If it doesn’t get a reaction, we’ll replace it or refund it (your choice).
Short, clear instructions
A one-card guide so the prank lands without confusion or awkwardness.
Ready to send the most unforgettable gift?
Pick a bottle size and check out in under a minute.
People are regretting this gift (lovingly)
Social proof matters most when your product sounds absurd. Here’s what buyers say.
Trusted by prank professionals
9,000+ bottles “gifted”
“I bought this for my coworker’s promotion. He opened it in the break room. HR is now aware of my brand.”
5 out of 5 stars
“Discreet packaging saved the surprise. The label is hilariously convincing. 10/10 would sabotage again.”
4 out of 5 stars
“Lost one star because my brother is now planning revenge. Otherwise: flawless execution.”
Pricing
Choose a bottle size. Add a prank card. Ship it to their doorstep.
Most popular
Classic Chaos
The crowd-pleaser. Maximum giftability.
$29 + shipping
- Everything in Mini
- Prank card included
- Discreet outer packaging
Why this converts best
Includes the prank card and “discreet packaging” by default—fewer decisions, fewer drop-offs.
Deluxe Disaster
For weddings, reunions, and lifelong grudges.
$49 + shipping
- Everything in Classic
- “Do Not Open Until…” sticker pack
- Priority fulfillment
Best for: events where “tasteful” is optional.
30-day guarantee
Replace or refund if it doesn’t land.
Discreet shipping
No spoilers on the box.
Support that responds
Real humans, fast replies.
FAQ
Quick answers to the questions people ask right before they buy.
Will the packaging ruin the surprise?
No. The outer packaging is intentionally boring and discreet. The fun is inside.
Is this safe?
This is a novelty prank product. Do not ingest. Keep away from kids and pets. If you have sensitivities, don’t open it.
How fast do you ship?
Most orders ship in 24–48 hours. Delivery speed depends on destination and carrier.
What if it arrives damaged?
Contact support with a photo. We’ll replace it quickly.
Make someone’s day worse (in the funniest way).
Grab the Classic Chaos bottle or get a discount code by email.
Tip: For higher conversion, keep your checkout link consistent (same SKU) across all CTAs.
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